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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Kids Are Quick
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Aku
Friday, 3 April 2009
you prefer wearing casual clothes; like t-shirt and jeans, yet you look good with them. simple, but flexible is your pattern. you have some leadership qualities; you'reresponsible, caring, yet disciplined. you're really matured and people often respect you because you're really reasonable. your charm works wonders on othes; people love you for who you are!
Above average
Above average
You are a person with some talent and don't really depend on other people, you know the idea of life pretty clearly, but still you are trying to be happy and notice only the best points in life, and learning life is not really hard for you.
DPMM vs Sengkang punggol
Thursday, 26 March 2009
Ppl q-ing
Game in action
Packed
No score yet
Back in action
Fans expecting tight game
Ruj happy
Our talented manager
Shahrazen celebrates goal
Fans celebrate
The score
Sending off incident
Final score
