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Selamat Hari Raya

I know its too early but... Happy Raya everyone.. aha.. malas update tym raya so 'the time is now'.. Kay Minta ku ampun/ampau banyak2

PETUA IMAM SYAFIE

4 PERKARA UNTUK SIHAT

Empat perkara menguatkan badan
1. makan daging
2. memakai haruman
3. kerap mandi
4. berpakaian dari kapas

Empat perkara melemahkan badan
1. banyak berkelamin (bersetubuh)
2. selalu cemas
3. banyak minum air ketika makan
4. banyak makan bahan yang masam

Empat perkara menajamkan mata
1. duduk mengadap kiblat
2. bercelak sebelum tidur
3. memandang yang hijau
4. berpakaian bersih

Empat perkara merosakkan mata
1. memandang najis
2. melihat orang dibunuh
3. melihat kemaluan
4. membelakangi kiblat

Empat perkara menajamkan fikiran
1. tidak banyak berbual kosong
2. rajin bersugi (gosok gigi)
3. bercakap dengan orang soleh
4. bergaul dengan para ulama

4 CARA TIDUR

1. TIDUR PARA NABI
Tidur terlentang sambil berfikir tentang kejadian langit dan bumi.

2. TIDUR PARA ULAMA' & AHLI IBADAH
Miring ke sebelah kanan untuk memudahkan terjaga untuk solat malam.

3. TIDUR PARA RAJA YANG HALOBA
Miring ke sebelah kiri untuk mencernakan makanan yang banyak dimakan.

4. TIDUR SYAITAN
Menelungkup/tiarap seperti tidurnya ahli neraka.

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Poklen

From Wikipedia.org

'Poklen' is a prejorative term commonly used to describe a group of young stereotypical teens in Brunei, who are influenced with a bad taste in fashion, who are seemingly low educated and who speak and write aggravatingly. One of the reasons that describe a "poklen" is their hypocritical behaviour and high-ego. Mostly they try to act "cool" and independent among themselves and try to 'show-off' and imitate others and other sub-cultures from the western style.

This community has caused minor controversies among the teenagers in Brunei. "Poklen"s, who's collective age range from their adolescent years to late teens, are usually centralised in the Gadong area and derived from most areas along the Bandar area (Bandar Seri Begawan) and (Kampong Ayer). They usually loiter around central businesses area and shopping centres (i.e The Mall,Yayasan Complex).

Poklens, who are basically males, are also considered as 'stalkers'[citation needed]. They normally hang-out in groups and flirt with attractive girls for their intention to impress them, but are misinterpreted by their immature attitude. They love to stalk girls on instant messenger programs and use the advantage to introduce themselves and propose to them instantly (to form a relationship) but without consideration.[citation needed] Most of the girls encountered would reject.[citation needed.

Use of Language

Poklens have established their own way of speaking, which is a combination of words and dialects to form a mixture of broken English and Village-Malay (Ghetto-Malay). They usually have a style of writing words that are found to be extremely annoying to others. That is because they exaggeratedly type in words that constitute a sentence of misspellings, mixed capitilisations and short letters with an expression of an "X" or a "Z" at the end of each word.

Example of Words/Expressions:

1. AhaKz
2. MuAHaX
3. HeKz,HeKz
4. APaKnZ (Apakan)
5. bHaPazx (Bahapa)
6. C0oLzZZzz
7. hYEz
8. OitZzZ
9. cHuPPy2z (Capi-capi)
10. MiHeRzZ
11. LeFuckZz (Lepak)

Example of a sentence written by a typical Poklen:

"Uitzzz. U aDa BoyPren Udhz?? mE aLuM pLangZ aDa GF Ni, AhAkz. BuLeh beKenaLanZ?".
- "Oi, do you have a boyfriend? I haven't got a GF. Can we introduce ourselves?" -(English Translation)

People who use "(y)" which means good , are considered as Poklens.[citation needed]

stop making such "title" to people, you ain't that perfect either

I cried

Bostanul

Rupanya kau blayar hari ani and I didn't even know U are going today... bah I try to catch U later...